Yes, it's hardly news that Kate Middleton is absurdly gorgeous, and that even at her very-most-pregnant she never looked like she gained that much weight, and her recently-revealed family portraits with William and His Royal Highness Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge (I love saying that full name) showed off that she was looking fantastic, but even so. Even so!
Today marked the Duchess of Cambridge's first official appearance since giving birth just over a month ago, and she looks absolutely phenomenal. Slim! Trim! She's wearing black skinny jeans, for God's sake! With a forest green tailored Ralph Lauren blazer! She looks like a runway model! And it's been one month. Only one.
Sigh. I guess there's a reason that some people are royalty and the rest of us are mere mortals. Just look at the ladies in the background of this photo and their expressions. If you could assign a speech bubble to the brunette on the left, it would say, "I hate her so much because she's so pretty but I also love her because she's Kate Middleton. What does she eat? I'm literally obsessed with her." (Or something to that effect. I'm not psychic.)
Anyway, the two were in Holyhead, Wales, kicking off the Ring O'Fire Anglesey Coastal Ultra Marathon, and I don't know exactly what that is but it sounds pretty cool, and the tabloids are reporting that "the pounds are just falling off" her figure, so take solace in the fact that Kate Middleton's life is still really amazing and perfect. The End.
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