Whoa, This is Kate Middleton's Actual Voice, <i>Talking</i> About Something

Dear K8 Middy,

We know so much about you, from your European topless sunbathing hobby, to the entire contents of your wardrobe, to the approximate latitude and longitude of your baby bump, to where you're popping out that little Royal Nugget of joy. However, I will admit, until this video came out, I thought Ursula the Sea Witch stole your voice until you got Prince William to give you the kiss of true love, then reneged once you guys got married. What a jerk, that Ursula.

But no! Here you are in all your glory, apparently borrowing a top from Zooey Deschanel, and speaking on behalf of children's hospices in your very posh accent. I'm so, so glad that the Royal Family didn't force you to enter a Faustian bargain that forced you to communicate solely through crude notes scrawled with L'Occitane soaps on Jonathan Adler thank-you cards.

Since you dress like One Of Us Commoners, next time you're in New York, let me take you to Strawberry! Everything there is made of poly-blend and quiet desperation. You'd love it.

I'm glad we had this talk,

Anna

Follow Anna on Twitter: @annabreslaw

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Would You Buy Pippa Middleton's Book?

You might have heard a while ago that Pippa Middleton snagged a book deal after her sister's wedding. Unfortunately, it won't reveal royal insider secrets, but Pippa reportedly got $622,000 to write a book about…party planning.

The book won't be out until October, but its cover and title were just released. Celebrate: A Year of Festivities for Families and Friends says it's a comprehensive seasonal guide to simple and creative entertaining.

(Frankly, we were hoping for How to Get Prince Harry Over to Your Place—And Naked ASAP, but maybe that'll be the sequel.)

The cover (check it out on the left) features shots of Pippa doing various Martha Stewart-y things, as well as lots of centerpieces and baked goods. Oh, and it's $50.

We know you guys love Pippa as much as we do, but would you shell out $50 for her party planning tips?

(If so, you can pre-order it on Amazon.com now.)

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