1. Your boyfriend did not try out as a solo artist on X Factor. Your boyfriend has never even made an appearance on X Factor. You're confident that if he had, his mom would have it DVRed and definitely would've made you watch it.
2. Simon Cowell has never handpicked him to be part of a boy band supergroup. In fact, your boyfriend was not even on the short list to join One Direction.
3. Your boyfriend has never posted this Instagram photo:
None of his pictures have gotten 1 million likes.
4. Taylor Swift has never written a song about breaking up with your boyfriend. You are almost certain your boyfriend has never had a romantic relationship with Taylor Swift. He has never mentioned meeting her.
5. Your boyfriend did not grow up in Holmes Chapel. When pressed for information on Holmes Chapel, your boyfriend responded, "Is that the church your parents go to?"
6. Your boyfriend has never appeared on an episode of iCarly. Not even as an extra, let alone a credited special guest role.
7. English DJ Lucy Horobin was never rumored to have an affair with your boyfriend. In fact, the Mirror has never published gossip about your boyfriend in any capacity.
8. No one has written fan fiction about your boyfriend and then been in talks for a movie deal. In fact, no one has written any fan fiction about your boyfriend. A quick Google search of your boyfriend's name just brings up his LinkedIn page and his time from a 5K he ran two years ago, but no steamy, fictional sex.
9. Ed Sheeran and your boyfriend are not good friends. You're certain Ed Sheeran does not know who your boyfriend is.
10. Your boyfriend has not gotten a butterfly tattooed on his chest. Although it's possible he may have had this tattoo at one point and gotten it laser-removed, the odds of that being true are highly unlikely.
11. Your boyfriend only has two nipples. Harry Styles has four.
12. Your boyfriend is not the youngest member of One Direction. Your boyfriend is not any member of One Direction.
13. Your boyfriend does not have a penchant for dating older women. The two of you are relatively close in age. If he has ever dated a series of women more than 10 years older than him, he has never admitted it to you.
14. You have never been slammed by millions of fans on Twitter for dating him. No one has tweeted mean things at you just because you are dating your boyfriend. In fact, you are pretty sure you're the only one who wants to date him.
15. You cannot purchase socks with your boyfriend's face on them. There are no clothing items with your boyfriend's face on them. No one has even made one-off shirts with featuring your boyfriend on Etsy.
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