Showing posts with label Human. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Human. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Sofia Vergara Was Treated Like a Human Statue at the Emmys

The most boring part of any awards show is when the white man in the suit — the "chairman" — comes out to give his speech about the state of the industry. To liven it up at the Emmys this year, Sofia Vergara took to the stage to ... rotate on a platform.

"I came to America with a big dream … it was the same dream that so many women of my generation had," she said before she was asked to spin in circles. The dream? To introduce COO and Chairman of the Television Academy, Bruce Rosenblum. She was being sarcastic, of course. But she had an obligation to fulfill.

Bruce came on stage and said what a "terrific" year it's been for American television. "Our shows continue to have a meaningful impact around the world," he said. "To demonstrate, we'd love for you to stand on this revolving platform."

And then it happened. It really happened.

Now, please, cleanse your palate:


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Monday, March 3, 2014

You Won't Believe How This Human Barbie Is Maintaining Her Tiny, Tiny Waist

Surprise! Human Barbie doll Valeria Lukyanova subsists off "light" and "air" to maintain her freakishly doll-like proportions. In fact, she said exactly this: "In recent weeks I have not been hungry at all; I'm hoping it's the final stage before I can subsist on air and light alone." So, yeah. That would be called starvation.

I guess I'd live off light and air if I weren't too busy living off cake and ice cream. Priorities. 

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