Bride Freak-Dances Down the Aisle to "Crazy B*tch"

I am of the opinion that all weddings are allowed to be unique snowflake bonanzas tailored to each individual couple. Want to have 80 bridesmaids? Sure, whatever. Want to make them wear only black and yellow? Awesome! Let your matrimonial freak flag fly. But walk down the aisle to a bump and grind jam filled with f-bombs? Hmm...

Well...this is exactly what Theresa Semonski, a 43-year-old bride from Illinois, did. While her lovely hair, dress, and veil were deceptively traditional, Semonski's ceremony song of choice was not. She walked grinded and squatted down the aisle to "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry, which is kiiind of like playing the Ying Yang Twins' "Wait (The Whisper Song)" at your small daughter's first communion. A horrible idea.

The best part of the entire video is this normal-looking aghast father covering his son's ears:

Like, how well does this man know the bride? He must be a co-worker or something who didn't realize she might freak-dance down the aisle to a song that contains lyrics like, "You're crazy but I like the way you fuck me." The guy probably won't bring his son to a wedding again until he's at least of legal driving age.

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Fashion Brand Bongo Heads to the Beauty Aisle

Even though Bongo is primarily seen as a junior brand, you don't have be a tween to flaunt their hot new beauty line exclusively sold at KMart.

In stores now, Bongo Beauty consists of 40 products all together, including 14 nail polishes, 14 lip glosses, two fragrances—'Day' and 'Night'—four body mists, and four body lotion ancillaries that complement the body mists.

And while you'll love the on-trend nail polish and lip shades and the upscale-scented spritzes, the prices are something to behold, too. Ranging from $3 to $15, there's no chance of breaking the bank with these beauty finds. Pretty cool, right?

So Cosmo girls, will you be heading to KMart to score some Bongo Beauty? Let us know which products are your fave, if so!

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