Twit Sh*t: Harry Styles Would Look Pretty in a Dress

It's awards season, so a lot of celebrities are tweeting about awards, but none of these tweets deserve any awards, that's for sure! Alright, I'm really sorry about that. Please keep reading.

Harry Styles

Thank you so much for the Brits nominations.. Can't wait to put my finest gown on.

— Harry Styles (@Harry_Styles) January 10, 2014

I know he’s joking, but I still feel like he could pull this off.

Miley Cyrus

Wearing my invisaline for the 1st time in a while. Fucking OWWW.

— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) January 6, 2014

When I was in middle school, I never wore my retainer and my orthodontist would always yell at me. What I’m trying to say is, celebrities are just like us, except they have enough money to literally buy our lives, plus Invisalign on top of that.

Justin Bieber

movies to see this weekend. #BelieveMovie and #wolfofwallstreet.

— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) January 3, 2014

Both of these films are Golden Globe nominees.

Aaron Paul

“@helloitsemilie: @aaronpaul_8 who's your favourite one direction member?” Who isn't my favorite one direction member is the question.#Harry

— Aaron Paul (@aaronpaul_8) January 8, 2014

Aaron, as far as I’m concerned you can do no wrong, but I’m still a little disappointed you went with the easy choice. Show some discretion.

Liam Payne

Helloooo

— Liam Payne (@Real_Liam_Payne) January 7, 2014

Aaron Paul. I owe you an apology. I see why you went with Harry now. This isn’t a tweet. This does not count as a tweet.

Ashley Tisdale

It's a movie room kinda day #chickennoodlesoup #sickee #movies pic.twitter.com/VODFvu2r5Z

— Ashley Tisdale (@ashleytisdale) January 5, 2014

I’ll take your word for it, Ashley Tisdale. I don’t have a frame of reference because I don’t have a movie room. Or leather Laz-E-Boys with built-in cup holders. I can barely afford that soup you’ve got next to you.

Will.i.am

I'm trying my best to stay cool in cold ass london...this cold air is breaking my cool...(It isn't cool when your shivering) #notDOPE

— will.i.am (@iamwill) January 5, 2014

You heard it here first: cold is not dope. Cold is totally out in 2013. Get rid of your refrigerators now unless you want everyone to think you’re a nerd.

Ashton Kutcher

Speaking of food...has anyone tried one of these yet? pic.twitter.com/Z9sR7qaZTl

— ashton kutcher (@aplusk) January 9, 2014

Burrito vending machines? Goodbye forever.

Photo Credit: Getty

As critical as he is, Frank has the worst Twitter ever.

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