The Top Porn Search Terms for Every State In America

That "50 Nifty United States" song you learned in grade school will never sound the same.

PornHub has released a mid-year report of some user statistics by state. The biggest takeaway is that, without exception, Southern porn-watchers spend more time indulging in their hobby than their Northern counterparts. You'd think we'd read enough Tennessee Williams plays to know that already.

It goes from the most time, Mississippi (11 minutes, 59 seconds), to the rest of the Southern states, then the Northern states, and then the final three, New Hampshire, Vermont and finally Rhode Island (10 minutes). New York is surprisingly low on the list, considering I live here.

The top three searches of porn niches in each state are basically your usual suspects. "Creampie" (when a guy comes inside a girl), "college," "teen," "compilation," "lesbians" and "milf." One interesting side-note: States like Alabama, Kentucky and Louisiana, who have — let's just say a history with the Civil Rights movement — count "ebony" among their top search terms. Make of that what you will.

The average US porn watcher spends 10 minutes and 51 seconds watching "teens, "creampies" and "milfs." Then there are the searches on the odd side...

Wyoming: "smoking." This can only mean... smoking during sex? Smoking after sex? Does the Surgeon General's warning on cigarette packs in Wyoming read, "You should not smoke if you do not want a massive and immediate boner?"

Nevada: "anita queen." A quick Google reveals that Anita Queen is a porn actress who has starred in such Independent Spirit Award-winning films as Big Titty Lesbians and Drunk Sex Orgy: Prison Pussy Break. She was also in Hostel, apparently.

Kentucky, Virginia, Massachusetts: "hentai" Short for hentai seiyoku, a Japanese phrase that means "perverse sexual desire," hentai is often found in the form of anime porn, either comics or animation. One popular example of this is Weather Report Girl, which contains what looks like a hell of a lot of sex but no weather reporting.

This has been today's America Is Drenched In Semen report.

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Penn State Scandal: A Turning Point in the Fight Against Rape

All year, the sexual abuse scandal at Penn State has dominated headlines. The report blowing the lid off how school officials tried to cover up football coach Jerry Sandusky’s on-campus assaults on boys left pretty much everyone disgusted.

But if there’s one good thing to emerge, it’s this: the media spotlight on sexual assault appears to have given all victims, male and female, in every age group the courage to speak out and seek help. The anti-sexual assault organization RAINN reported an astounding 54 percent surge in traffic to their online hotline, and calls to their phone hotline shot up (and have stayed up) too. “Because the Penn State victims received so much public sympathy, other rape survivors seem to have been encouraged to reach out,” says Katherine Hull, spokesperson for RAINN.

Another silver lining: Thanks to the report that condemned the way Penn State officials handled the scandal, college administrators nationwide took note and are making sure campus safety is a high priority, says Hull.

Get connected to the online hotline here, or call the phone hotline: 800-656-HOPE. Both are free and totally confidential.

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