It can be difficult to decide how to stash your jewelry. On a nice silver jewelry tree? In a jewelry box? Up your ass? Christopher Scheller, an 18-year-old Pennsylvanian, prefers the latter, according to Gawker.
After Scheller hit a tree with his car and was taken to a local hospital, the X-ray turned up some "abnormalities" in his rectum. What the doctors found was four bracelets, four necklaces, 11 ladies' rings, a socket wrench, and a bag of synthetic weed. All this means that the kid's rectal lining must have the consistency of an old, stretched-out hairtie now — but I digress.
It turns out that Scheller had robbed a home and hastily, um, hidden the goods once cops approached the scene of his car accident. But before we pass judgment on his decison, lets remember that he comes from a long, proud line of jewelry-up-the-ass pop culture icons like Christopher Walken's character in Pulp Fiction.
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