Word on the street (OK, Twittersphere) is that Kelly Osbourne and her mum Sharon are collaborating with MAC Cosmetics, coming out with their own lines within the Osbourne Collection that are set to hit counters this June.
For a sneak peek at Kelly's line, see above, and for first look at Sharon's line, see below.
Want more info? Look out for and then pick up Cosmo's May 2014 issue for the exclusive scoop on the entire line!
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Toss off bunch of clever metaphors about a guy’s penis. Suggestions: "You remind me of a stick shift / I want to have sex with you." "You remind me of a Pez dispenser / I told my cat how big your dick is."
2. "And the window blinds are filled with rays of sun/And all you secret fantasies thy will be done/And inside of your walls there will dwell a Capricorn/That will feast your body all night/If we keep this up then a love child will be born."
Nothing turns a guy on like launching into a creepy Nostradamus-esque prophecy about what will happen when he puts it in you.
3. "Lookin' at you from the inside of this Internet/I'm in the mood, and my tongue is in the mood."
GUYS, I’m looking at all of you from the inside of this Internet. (Also, you would think a sex genius would know how being online works.)
4. “I like the crotch on you."
Anyone writing their own wedding vows?
5. “Sex in the kitchen over by the stove/Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls.”
Have sex in a kitchen. Right near actual, non-metaphorical buttered rolls (I think).
6. "Girl I'm ready to toss your salad/While I'm making love, girl I'll be feasting/Girl you're in the kitchen sweating up a storm/The oven's on 500."
Not an actual salad. R. Kelly is suggesting you eat ass in the kitchen (not mine please). Just be aware that 500 degrees is not a temperature setting for most standard ovens on planet Earth.
7. “You and me, havin sex after an argument, that shit's the best/You and me, havin sex, yeah, after an argument, that shit's the best.”
After an extensive text analysis, I have determined that what R. Kelly is saying here is that you should have sex after an argument.
8. “Seven: spread your legs apart/Eight: Feel me, I'm so hard/Nine: See I want you from behind/With that bump and grind/10: Baby, climb on top of me/11: Up and down we'll go, you'll see.”
If your partner seems confused, patiently explain sexual intercourse to him in 11 simple, rhyming steps.
9. “Then she cries out/'Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax'/And I said, 'Cool climax/Just let go of my leg.'"
Let go of it.
10. “Any unexpected positions / Bring it on / Any secret fantasies you see I’ll fulfill as long / As you sex me.”
Your partner will go along with any kinky fetish you ask for, as long as you sex him. Or sex R. Kelly. Either way.
Bonus: "I believe I can fly."
That one's just inspirational.
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Toss off bunch of clever metaphors about a guy’s penis. Suggestions: "You remind me of a stick shift / I want to have sex with you." "You remind me of a Pez dispenser / I told my cat how big your dick is."
2. "And the window blinds are filled with rays of sun/And all you secret fantasies thy will be done/And inside of your walls there will dwell a Capricorn/That will feast your body all night/If we keep this up then a love child will be born."
Nothing turns a guy on like launching into a creepy Nostradamus-esque prophecy about what will happen when he puts it in you.
3. "Lookin' at you from the inside of this Internet/I'm in the mood, and my tongue is in the mood."
GUYS, I’m looking at all of you from the inside of this Internet. (Also, you would think a sex genius would know how being online works.)
4. “I like the crotch on you."
Anyone writing their own wedding vows?
5. “Sex in the kitchen over by the stove/Put you on the counter by the buttered rolls.”
Have sex in a kitchen. Right near actual, non-metaphorical buttered rolls (I think).
6. "Girl I'm ready to toss your salad/While I'm making love, girl I'll be feasting/Girl you're in the kitchen sweating up a storm/The oven's on 500."
Not an actual salad. R. Kelly is suggesting you eat ass in the kitchen (not mine please). Just be aware that 500 degrees is not a temperature setting for most standard ovens on planet Earth.
7. “You and me, havin sex after an argument, that shit's the best/You and me, havin sex, yeah, after an argument, that shit's the best.”
After an extensive text analysis, I have determined that what R. Kelly is saying here is that you should have sex after an argument.
8. “Seven: spread your legs apart/Eight: Feel me, I'm so hard/Nine: See I want you from behind/With that bump and grind/10: Baby, climb on top of me/11: Up and down we'll go, you'll see.”
If your partner seems confused, patiently explain sexual intercourse to him in 11 simple, rhyming steps.
9. “Then she cries out/'Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax'/And I said, 'Cool climax/Just let go of my leg.'"
Let go of it.
10. “Any unexpected positions / Bring it on / Any secret fantasies you see I’ll fulfill as long / As you sex me.”
Your partner will go along with any kinky fetish you ask for, as long as you sex him. Or sex R. Kelly. Either way.
Bonus: "I believe I can fly."
That one's just inspirational.
Follow Anna on Twitter.
Images via Getty/RCA
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Kelly Clarkson has denied that she is pregnant and has offered an explanation as to why she and fiancé Brandon Blackstock are planning to elope.
The "Tie It Up" singer announced this week that she and Blackstock have chosen to call off their elaborate wedding, in favor of an intimate ceremony.
Speculation about the couple's relationship intensified days later when a radio station mistakenly reported that Clarkson was pregnant.
Clarkson set the record straight in a message posted on her Twitter account on Thursday (August 22).
"FYI ....Brandon & I are getting married & no I am not pregnant. We are eloping for one reason only. We both want an intimate ceremony," she tweeted.
The American Idol winner explained earlier in the week that her and Blackstock's busy schedules led them to opt for a smaller scale ceremony.
"We are so busy that we finally just came to terms the other night and were like, 'So, we change our minds and we want to elope'," she said.
Clarkson had previously commented that she was "so over" wedding planning.
Watch the video for "Tie It Up" below:
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It's not only Fashion Police – you have so much going on these days. What do you want going forward?
"Happiness and a Golden Globe. What? I'm fabulous. I need a Golden Globe. What is life if you're not going to live it to the fullest? People think this is my 15 minutes. Fuck you. I've got an hour."
Your dad recently spoke about falling off the wagon. How do you feel about that?
"I love and respect that he's honest enough to say, 'Yes, I did this. It was my fault.' He's a real man. Most people would hide, and he doesn't. It doesn't make me love him any less. It took a long time to get to that place, but I understand it now. And my mother does too. We had a TV show about this. Now people are trying to act like it's a new story. It made me break down and cry when my parents rather than the Boston Marathon were on the cover of the British newspapers. People lost their children from a terrorist attack, and that's superseded by this bullshit story that is not even real."
Do you want kids?
"I do want babies, but I don't want a great big vagina."
You've dated models, musicians. How is Matthew different from those other guys?
"He just wants to love me, and I just wanted to be loved by him. Every single other guy I've dated has wanted something from me. They'd call people I know and ask for favors. I'd have to say, 'Trust me. Telling someone you are my boyfriend isn't going to get you very far."
You called out Lady Gaga on Fashion Police, and she got angry. Did that exchange upset you?
"I loved Lady Gaga. I totally believed in everything she stood for, until I realized she's a great big hypocrite. Don't say, 'When you see bullying, intervene,' while letting your fans send me death threats. If my fans did that, I would not stand for it. You can say whatever you want with your millions of monsters. I know the truth. You bells and whistles mean nothing to me. You're feeding on the freaks and geeks to further your career? Do you really care about the gay community? Because if you did, you'd stand up for it more than you do."
Do you still struggle with addiction issues?
"He's an addict; I'm an addict. It's going to be one of those things we battle for the rest of our lives. I take the necessary precautions. If you're not happy and healthy, it's not worth any of it. Everyone says sex, drugs, and rock and roll are fun. It ain't fun. It is not something to glorify."
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Lounging in her favorite sweatpants and a faded rocker tee, Kelly is completely unself—conscious. "One thing I love about Kelly is her ability to not give a shit," says her buddy Blake Shelton, who duetted with Kelly last year. "She's not running for office. She's a badass singer, a badass songwriter, and that's her focus. The whole celebrity thing just doesn't matter to her."
The girl from Burleson, Texas, has had a decade to get used to the fishbowl that came with being named the first American Idol. She's sold more than 20 million albums, won two Grammys, and recently released Greatest Hits: Chapter One. She also has a serious boyfriend, Brandon Blackstock, [ED NOTE: They have since become engaged] a music manager who handles pals like Blake and is also the son of her own manager and stepson of her mentor, Reba McEntire.
"Brandon's totally the one," she says, a slow grin spreading across her face. "I've never been so happy." As her phone lights up with texts from her guy, the singer known for kiss-offs talks about a life that is newly calm, confident, and "abnormally normal."
Cosmo: You're only 30, but it feels like you've been doing this forever.
Kelly: Yeah, it feels like 20 years. Things were so weird, so fast for me, that I kind of skipped over the surreal part. This [bus] is normal now. I get home and I'll be like "What do I do? There's no call sheet. Why isn't there catering here?" It takes you a good solid five days to get into your routine, like going to the grocery store.
Cosmo:You go to the grocery store?
Kelly: Oh, yeah. I like it not just to be like an anti-diva but just to have some kind of normalcy of a pattern you've had your whole life. And I'm so übercontrolling. I don't even like people looking through my bags—I'm like "No, I got it."
Cosmo: You've fought for control of your music too. Is it still hard to be taken seriously as a young female songwriter?
Kelly: Not anymore. You have to earn your stripes. At first I thought, I've had number one hits. What do I have to do? Do I have to get some tablets from the top of a mountain? But I think that it takes a while. And also, I would compromise and bend and break to get people to respect me. I kept thinking that they're never gonna respect what I do—but the thing I've learned is, I'm not working for that. I learned at 30: Okay, I don't really care if people respect me. I love what I do. And if I don't wanna do something, just say no and I don't need a reason. I used to be a major people pleaser, and that was my biggest downfall.
Cosmo: People are obsessed with your weight loss. What's up?
Kelly: One magazine said I lost 40 pounds—that's a small child, by the way. I lost 18 pounds. And I think that happens when you fall in love or date someone. If I'm going to be kissing or messing around, I gotta look good. There's not a fad diet. I was working with a trainer, and she said, "You'd be amazed the amount of weight you can drop by halving your portions. I know it sounds crazy, but do it for two weeks and watch what happens." I just cut back my portions, I stopped eating late at night, and I work out a little more than I used to, and I literally dropped 18 pounds in a month. I think it happens when you get really busy as well. But when I'm on my off-time—girl, those 18 might come back.
Cosmo: Some people work really, really hard to be skinny.
Kelly: See, I'm not willing to do that. I'm willing to work a little bit because I want to be a healthy individual—which I always have been. I've put on weight, but that's just what I'm happy with at that moment. That's my life right then. And then your lifestyle changes: Brandon and I both have bikes on the back of the bus, and we both love the outdoors. Once your lifestyle becomes more active, obviously you drop weight. I wish people would stop talking about it, but I'm used to it after a decade. And I'm from a small town, so everybody has something to say about everything. I've grown up that way.
Cosmo: There have been other crazy rumors—the lesbian thing.
Kelly: People think, "Oh, she's been single for too long." That's kind of an insult to the gay community. Being single doesn't mean you're gay. But I'm never insulted by it, obviously. I mean, I get hit on by the hottest girls ever. Oh, my god, if I were a lesbian, I would be so in luck. But it's just not my thing. I've always batted for the boys' team.
Cosmo: Do you get hit on by guys?
Kelly: Yeah, I get hit on by both. But usually the guys who hit on me are tools. It's the ones that don't hit on you that make you like "Why didn't you ask me out?" It's like American Idol auditions: The guys who are the most confident are the horrible ones, and the ones who are good have no confidence at all.
Cosmo: So how did you and Brandon get together?
Kelly: We've known each other for years, but we didn't start talking until the Super Bowl last February. And this is the funniest/worst thing ever: One of my superhero idols is Whitney Houston, and the day she died was our first date. I was like "This is a bad omen."
Cosmo: But it turned out great.
Kelly: Oh, yeah. Six years I was single before this. I've never been truly loved like I am right now.
Cosmo: It's almost a shock when it starts to come together.
Kelly: Yeah, I know! When I hit 30, I was like "I don't have a problem right now. There's nothing to work out. What am I going to do with my time?" Some people worry about getting older, but my life is getting easier, so I love it.
Cosmo: So how are you going to write your girl-power anthems when you're so happy now?
Kelly: It's kind of the next chapter for me, so there's still stuff to write about. The idea of "Catch My Breath" is "Man, it's been a decade and a lot of growing up." And I think women in their 20s are searching, searching, searching....What do I want? What makes me happy? What doesn't make me happy? I tell my boyfriend, "I feel like the rug is gonna be pulled out from under me anytime." He thinks I'm such a pessimist. But I think being so happy freaks you out. So there's something to write about in that as well.
Kelly Osbourne looked absolutely stunning on the red carpet the other night at the Emmy Awards, wearing a lilac-colored Zac Posen gown—and a $250,000 manicure (yes, you read that right).
The polish, which contains 267-carats of black diamonds, was created by Los Angeles-based luxury jeweler Azature. It was released last month and Kelly, along with Jennifer Lopez, have been the only celebs to rock it. Azature recently said in an interview that the black diamond is the ultimate fine jewel, so why not showcase this style on nails? So...he developed the Black Diamond Nail Polish in order to preserve the elegance of the black diamond.
Kelly told E! on the red carpet: "I've been so scared to touch anything because it contains powdered black diamonds worth $250,000. [The bottle] is in a safe upstairs in the hotel room. I couldn't believe it. I have not touched a thing all day." Prior to the awards ceremony, she also uploaded an image of the nail polish to Instagram, writing: "I'm s***ting myself to have that much money on my nails!"
Can't swing a swipe of this lacquer (don't worry, we can't either)? Coat your tips with this affordable version Azature Black Diamond Nail Polish, $25, ronrobinson.com.
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